Azrael

Anonymous asked: you're frustrating.

Only for you.

Anonymous asked: in all honesty i've given up trying to seduce you and just enjoy annoying you.

Interesting since I don’t find you annoying.

Anonymous asked: ...or is your dick bigger?

Hi Tjaard. Maybe you’ll find out if you lousy attempts at seduction ever prevail. Though that is just a pipe dream now, I am sure you will succeed one day. Of course that is just me being nice and giving you false hope but eh.

-Sincerely Azrael

Anonymous asked: the sex one aki didn't think to tag: 1, 2, 5, 9, 10, 11, 12, 15, 18, 22, 23, 24, 27, 28, 29, 32-34, 36-39, 46, 48, 49, 52, 53, 54, 57, 60, 62, 63, 71, 72, 77, 78, 85, 86, 88

1. Nothing really.

2. foodplay

5. As long as I want

9. Perhaps when I was younger but not really any that come to mind

10. Not my main focus in life but I do enjoy it. I don’t mind it.

11. I don’t mind giving or receiving them.

12. Hmm. Depends. It has to be sincere.

15. A pretty girl from my hometown. I remember she had really long hair.

18.  Why not?

22. I don’t care.

23. Sure.

24. Hm. Yes I suppose.

27. Yes.

29. Abdomen, neck, mouth.

32. On.

33. Private.

34. Naked.

36 Panties.

37. Depends.

38. laying down.

39. Soft?

46. pleasure 

49 Nope.

52. Sensual 

53. both

54. Sometimes

57 Not sure

60. Sure

62. (fuck you)

63.teasing

71. Don’t mind doing it.

72. Yes.

77. depends.

78. probably not

85. doesn’t matter

86. Once. its not a fetish. fuck you tjaard.

88. Anyone but tjaard.

No Tjaard.

tjaard:

aazraelz:

No.

i am? care to correct me?

No. No I don’t.

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No Tjaard.

No.

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i don’t know why i posted lesbians

Why especially me? Considering I am probably the one man who hasn’t slept with you.

(Source: tjaard)

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